you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
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This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
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It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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