Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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