so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
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He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
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Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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