love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
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My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
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He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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