butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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