Just mADE A PArabola og urine
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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