He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
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I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
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There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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