: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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