I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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