I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
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Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
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I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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