Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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