gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
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Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
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In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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