bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
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I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
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also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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