we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
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