I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I am spending my child support on dildos
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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