So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
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And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
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As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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