So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
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Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
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She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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