Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
sarcasm needs its own font
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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