WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
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There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
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HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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