Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
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Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
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Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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