Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
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That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
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For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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