I want to have your abortion
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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