yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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