im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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