No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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