Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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