Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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