this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
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We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
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Hold me and let me compliment your butt
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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