my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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