Say something about gay babies.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
sex in a hospital.. check
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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