he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
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They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
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Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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