What a fucking waste of an outfit
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
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No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
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tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
We are all done wearing pants today
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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