I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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