I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
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We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
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I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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