Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
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Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
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Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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