You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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