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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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