in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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