My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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