Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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