I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
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There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
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For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize