this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I need to calm my uterus...
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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