Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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