My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
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Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
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looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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