my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
that's an acceptable place to lick
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
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I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
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No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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