Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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