I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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