I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
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Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
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We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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