Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
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so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
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Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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