Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
the room spins SO much faster in panama
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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