She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me