I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
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Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.