dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
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I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
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Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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