dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
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I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
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Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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