She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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