Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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