So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
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in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
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I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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