Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
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Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
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According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
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