I don't think brook has ever known best
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
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i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
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I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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